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heliolisk:

laying on the grass sounds so nice until you realize there are bugs and dirt everywhere

embarrassmental:

narcotic:

what if people named their kids when they turn 18 so the kid has a name that fits its personality

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shslequius:

*puts shoulder on son* hand

putsyoudown:

biting ur cheek

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ven0moth:

if you rip my headphones out of my ears ill rip your heart out of your chest

simsgonewrong:

I think my sim is having trouble sleeping..?

simsgonewrong:

I think my sim is having trouble sleeping..?

cyanide-and-monoxide:

green-tea-rex:

To the ones who have followed my from the very beginning:

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To those of you who just started following:

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To the ones who unfollowed after a political post:

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For those who unfollowed for no good reason:

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To the ones who sent me hate mail:

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To the ones who sent me love:

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To the people who will look at my blog after seeing this post:

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I love this.

8bit-ace:

8bit-ace:

the new slogan for tumblr.com

i will not rest until this gets a million notes

8bit-ace:

8bit-ace:

the new slogan for tumblr.com

i will not rest until this gets a million notes

carry-on-my-wayward-butt:

when u try to caffeinate yourself and just end up increasing ur heart rate with no discernible changes in levels of exhaustion  

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stuning:

poopflow:

maliciousmelons:

imagine if they named a disease after your url

oh god

i think i have my disease ://

jeremy-ruiner:

You deserve it for using bing.

arendellekingdom:

❝ More than you! All you know is how to shut people out!

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